tentacruels: On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful
egberts: sodamist: egberts: i think my cat is allergic to cats That sounds pretty Catastrophic i hope you get arrested for that
crolfer: mihaelkeehling: tomkirk: my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background #zero character development but a killer soundtrack
drunkpeeta: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Here in Canada you can why am i not surprised
spooningcaptainamerica: neilpatrickheaven: dadegbert: “how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago” the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”
arachnids8rip: fuckheaded: Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick and the award for unexpected turns goes to
piercelopez: there are two types of crushes: 1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better” 2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me there is no in between
kiddwaynejohnson: I’d laugh my ass off if I met a gay couple called Adam and Steve
Tim Burton: Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-...
Johnny Depp: Yes.
bitch i might: For anyone needing more movies of... →
fluent-in-lesbianism: A Marine Story After Sex An Unexpected Love April’s Shower Bandaged* Better Than Chocolate Bloomington Bound But I’m A Cheerleader Butterfly Kiss* Cracks* (click the putlocker full movie link in the list) D.E.B.S. Desert Hearts Elena Undone Fingersmith* part 1 part 2 Fire Fried Green Tomatoes* (subtext) Ghosted Gia* Gray Matters Heavenly Creatures* High...
einsteinonacid: ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
the-adequate-gatsby: It’s 3 am You hear a noise in your kitchen You go to investigate It’s me sitting at your table I ask you to sit down “I want to know why you though that comment on my post was necessary.”
vriska-ler: “women aren’t allowed to—” “women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods” “men are biologically better than women at—” “only men can/should—” “it’s not ladylike to—” “you’re not a real woman if you don’t—” “men are dominant and superior—” “women have to—” “she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex” “she asked for it/it was her fault for—” ...
randomness-is-epic: knightscrest: knightscrest: why is south korea nicer than north korea? south korea has a seoul
hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
skittlesndrpepper: craigmothertucker: so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
meladoodle: sexydanhowell: meladoodle: A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog starts lighting a blunt, gives you a wink and says ‘yo thanks dude’ What? A police dog searches you for weed and pulls it out of your back pocket.. you think ‘fuck’ and start planning your excuse until the dog...
japert: DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE DEAD CHARACTERS SO SUDDENLY YOU JUST
tea-tears-and-bbc: fiddickodair: don’T try TO TELL ME THat this is not High school AU Ten & Rose OMG
whoreisawhoreisawinchester: iguanamouth: i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really...
megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?” “no, i said she was fucking goofy” please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter